The Owen Scale 

The rating scale used by Duke University Alumna Karen Owen to rate the quality of her sexual partner/experience. The ten-point scale consists of eight areas of analysis: Physical Attractiveness, Size, Talent, Aggressiveness, Entertainment, Athletic Ability, and Bonus.

You should definitely hook up with Shane. We went back to his place last Tuesday and he's definitely a 12/10 on the owen scale!

The Owen Scale by The Amalamps October 8, 2010

The Tree Scale

Refers to the size of a woman.

Stem: Really fucking skinny (anorexic/bulimic) ex. Nicole Richie

Twig: Model skinny. ex. Adrianna Lima

Stick: Properly sized and proportioned. ex. Jessica Biel

Branch: Thick. ex. America Ferera

Trunk: Big like a Ford F-550. ex. Rosie O'Donnell

Man 1: On the tree scale what would you rate your girlfriend

Man 2: Dude, my girl is HUGE she would be the trunk.

The Tree Scale by click clack um fu fu April 25, 2009

The McCulloch Scale 

1 bottle of red wine = approx. £10.

All monetary values are measured in how many bottles of red wine you can get.

Man 1: "I got shitty mcshitband tickets for next month for £50"
Man 2 : "FFS Man 1, that's 5 bottles of red!"
Man 3: "Ah, of course, The McCulloch Scale"

The McCulloch Scale by Ianisanalchy November 27, 2017

The Sex Scale

The official scale of hotness in a female.

1. Eww!
2. Grenade
3. Gross, Brah
4. Lower Meh
5. Meh
6. Upper Meh
7. Schwing
8. Nice, Brah
9. Noice
10. Subfuxaliztic!

Brah, when that Eww! is next to that Schwing, the Schwing looks just like a Subfuxaliztic, according to The Sex Scale.

The Sex Scale by Mr. Cuppycake October 15, 2010

The Becca Scale

A scale on which women are ranked based purely on physical attractiveness. Ranges from 1-100, with 1 being the lowest base unit, 1 Becca, and 100 being a theoretical perfect state. 20 and above is respectable, 40 and above is hot, and 50 and above is smokin' hot. Less than 10 is subhuman. Numbers around 100 are reserved for celebrities and those generally acknowledged to be the world's hottest women. Personality and Intelligence are not included on the scale.

"That girl on the other side of the bar, I reckon she's about 25 on The Becca Scale. I could do that."

The Becca Scale by JojoAgogo January 23, 2009

The Flatulence Scale 

The measurement of a Fart’s magnitude. Defined on a logarithmic scale similar to the Richter scale.

The highest recorded fart had a magnitude of 9.2 on the Flatulence scale but some say there are much higher unrecorded farts with magnitudes of at least 15

The Flatulence Scale by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

7.4 on the Rectum scale 

A blasting, large stinky fart that usually sends people running,afraid of "after-shocks"

Man, I had to open the windows, cuz that was a 7.4 on the rectum scale!!

7.4 on the Rectum scale by Joe.long222 December 15, 2007