The Scary Jokes 

The Scary Jokes is a synthpop musician from New Jersey! Their music is super interesting and cool and quite often gay✨

Me: have you heard of The Scary Jokes?
Person: oh yeah! i love that band
Me: here's a ring, marry me

The Scary Jokes by floralprinting June 17, 2021

The Scarecrow 

This is when a guy is getting his dick sucked standing up and gets a finger up is ass he is cumming. This causing him to stand straight up like a stick is in his ass, with his arms out and a brainless look of uncertainty of whether or not it's ok to like what just happened.

Listen to this girl! Last night I stuck my finger up my man's ass, he stood up like The Scarecrow you see in every cornfield in Nebraska . The real funny part was he got all confused and embarrassed like he didn't like it. Girl, you know he did! He wasn't in Kansas anymore that's for sure!

The Scarecrow by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

the scarlet letter

The reason why the national high school drop out rate is so high. The book borders on the topics of guilt, religion, and fucking. Most English teachers percieve this book to be a literary treasure chest, hence why the English department is usually targeted first when students go on homicidal rampages.

Teacher: I love the Scarlet Letter, yet I hate you so I'd like you to write an essay explaining the main theme of the sto-...

Student: Uh, ma'm?

Teacher: Yes miste-...

Student: Blow me.

the scarlet letter by william s. l. September 13, 2008

The Scarlet Letter

A horrible book written by American author Nathaninel Hawthorne. One is forced to ask, why is this book considered in any way, shape or form, a good book, especially when one considers that at the same time, geniuses such as Fyodor Dostievsky were writing their works. Even in American literature of the time one can take such examples as Thoreau and Emerson and wonder, why on earth is this book considered good?

One of the worst books ever is the definition of THe Scarlet Letter

The Scarlet Letter by aneurysm November 30, 2009

the scarecrow man 

a drug dealer

someone who deals drugs.

someone who can deal drugs without being stolen form or fucked with.

the scarecrow man hits me up with some good shit.

the scarecrow man by david the scarecorw man April 25, 2006

Skinny the Scarecrow

A kick ass scarecrow who is slightly chubby and yet ironically named Skinny, he is powered by a mechanical heart placed where the heart should be on the human anatomy, he often wears jack ups, a flannel shirt and a straw hat he's favourite food is sandwich flavoured sandwiches and he always carries a hatchet with him, which he uses to mutilate people who call him fat.

Man 1: Yo SKINNY THE SCARECROW your'e fat

Man 2: Dude his coming over run!

Man 1: ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HE'S MUTILATING ME WITH HIS HATCHET!!!!!!

Skinny the Scarecrow by the awesome amigo June 29, 2010

The Scared Boot 

A sexual act in which the woman lies flat on her back and lifts her legs up to her chest with her hands on the back of her knees. The man then supports himself up on the bottom of the females butt. The man (not yet inserted) snaps to attention in a full plank (still supporting himself on the booty) clicks his heels and puts his feet at a 45° angle, looks up and screams “THANK YOU ROGERS” and with the force of 1000 suns inserts the penis into the woman’s vagina as quickly and as forcefully as possible.

Dude The Scared Boot is a total tap-out move.

The Scared Boot by Uh-1D September 24, 2019