Sweeping out the Pole Barn

The act of masturbation to the fullest extent, or until one cannot go any farther, which usually results in a burning sensation during the process of urination.

Dude, she stopped in the middle of us having sex and I had to sweep out the pole barn so I didn't get blue balls.

Dude, my mom caught me sweeping out the pole barn!

Sweeping out the Pole Barn by McRae and Portwood inc. December 18, 2008

Up the pole 

To pull out the blicky/gun(to arm yourself with your firearm)

Imma be getting head and still ‘up the pole’.

Up the pole by Isaac_Hunt00 October 24, 2020

Split the pole 

When you walking in a groug and one half goes to the left and one goes to the right of the pole. Conisderd bad luck.

Hey man Johnny said dont split the pole.

Split the pole by Jesse v December 21, 2007

upped the pole 

To pull a gun on someone

Adan was talkin smack I upped the pole on em

upped the pole by Look at adan maan April 24, 2020

up the pole 

phr. 1 (late 19C+) insane. 2 1920s +) pregnant (cf. UP THE SPOUT).

- Is she up the pole ?
- Better ask Seymour that. (James Joyce:Ulysses,PICADOR,1998, p.23)

up the pole by Petyush March 27, 2005

painting the pole 

Screwing a woman on her period.

My wife was on the rag so I was painting the pole last night.

painting the pole by buzzman October 29, 2006

On The Pole 

Phrase describing if a girl is sexually active or not, often in reference to teenaged girls. The use of "pole" comes from the likeness of a male penis to a pole, hence, if a girl is on a pole, she'd be sexually active.

"I think it's pretty clear at this point that Sarah Palin's daughter is on the pole."

"You'd better stop letting your daughter dress like Britney Spears or she'll be on the pole before you can say the words R. Kelly."

On The Pole by Lazarus Ciccone October 20, 2008