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The Magical Plant 

Noun, Mary Jane, Weed, Marijauna, Pot, whatever you want to call it.
Weed makes you feel good and usually takes all the pain away, thus making a it the magical plant, it isn't like tobacco, because it's not addictive. It brings friends around to smoke together, and even occasionally pets.
Do you know any other plant that can do that?
That's why weed is the magical plant
Friend 1 "Yo man I broke my leg a week ago, I blew down some bud and i couldn't even feel it!"
Friend 2 " Really?!?"
Friend 1 " Fuck Yeah man weed? its the magical plant!"

Plant the flag 

having sex with a local when traveling internationally.
Jessica wanted to "Plant the Flag" in Cape Town during World Cup.
Plant the flag by mrlingo July 14, 2010

the dank plant 

the plant we must pray to every time we smoke DANK ASS WEED!
dude i smoked weeeeeeeed after i bowed to the DANK PLANT!
the dank plant by pwnz0r August 28, 2003

the happy plant 

"Let's go get some of the happy plant"
the happy plant by lolsies June 7, 2009

Plant the seed 

When a women does oral and the guy before cumming sticks his dick in her ass and cums violently
Man i did the plant the seed in Mira last night she violently came
Plant the seed by KINGOFNOTHIN March 16, 2020

Plant the Seed 

The seed has been planted when a well-planned, much-needed night in is mentally rejected.

The seed is usually planted on a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

If the bad influencer has succeeded in persuading the group to 'sack off' their responsibilities, i.e. lectures, deadlines, group meetings, one may exclaim 'The seed has grown into a tree'
Anna: So, tomorrow we reconvene at my house for an all-day no distraction group meeting!
Laura: I want to go to Oceana to seek out some Spice Boys
Mel: DON'T PLANT THE SEED!
Tash: It's already grown into a tree, don't fight it.
Plant the Seed by Afrothump November 18, 2010