in the oven

when referring to a woman being pregnant... the oven is her utreus

"She's got a bun in the oven"
"Oh my god! Is she really PG?"
"When is she due?"

in the oven by natalie January 1, 2004

taking the brownies out of the oven 

a elaborate way to tell someone you're going to take a massive shit, the oven being your hot, stinky ass. see also taking the browns to the super bowl, dropping the kids off at the pool

Hours after raping the local chinese buffet, Blake's ass reminded him to take the brownies out of the oven.

taking the brownies out of the oven by Cory Bovard December 8, 2004

unknown in the oven 

when a girl is pregnant with the love child of unknown, a notorious message board poster

Hey, you heard Picc's pregnancy test was positive? She must have an unknown in the oven.

unknown in the oven by Hugh Jazzzzz January 19, 2008

Plums in the oven 

A sexual act wherein a man places his testicles inside a woman's vagina.

*over heard from two builders*

"I was shagging the wife last night, and my heart wasn't really in it. All of a sudden I realised that I had my Plums in the oven."
"What did you do?"
"I retrieved them, didn't I."

Plums in the oven by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010

The Overmind 

Very Rare Creature There Were Multiple Sightings On Soundsmiths Garry's Mod Video Supossivly He Was Killed With Rockets Little Did Sondsmit Know He Was Just DeadRinging To Get Away He Hasn't Been Seen Much After That But We Can Expect Him To Come With More And More Power That Will Most Likey Destroy The Universe He Has Been Rumored To Be BearDEAD Expense But It's Just Doesn't Add Up So Until Then All We Know That He Will Come Back And Destroy Us All

Scout: BWAAAAH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
Medic: HEEEEELLLLP MEEEEEEE AAAAAAA
Soldier: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SondSmit Waifu: I Think It's The Overmind Hes Come To Destroy Us All!

The Overmind by Mmm...Cereal October 11, 2019

Take the bread out of the oven 

A phrase used in the kitchen when you need to excuse yourself to go number two.

Cook: "Hey Chef, I need to run downstairs and take the bread out of the oven!"

Chef: "What the hell? We don't have an oven downst... ooooooh. Light a match when you're done."

Take the bread out of the oven by bblack1220 October 29, 2009

ham in the oven 

Having to release a huge amount of gas from one's anus.

"you should role down the windows; I have a ham in the oven"

ham in the oven by smashley p December 15, 2013