The Jersey Airport 

First, take the shitty diaper off and attach it to her head. Then shove a large spoon in her dirty ass, get a spoonful of shit and then into her mouth while making airplane noises. I call this move the Jersey Airport.

She wanted to go to Paris for her birthday, but she got to go to the Jersey Airport instead.

The Jersey Airport by trentsteel December 6, 2017

The Jersey Special 

Refers to the phenomenon generally associated with drivers from New Jersey, where they pull out in front of you on the road and go 10 mph under the speed limit.

Sorry I was late, some asshole hit me with the Jersey Special on 113.

The Jersey Special by GeshieGempFrem December 5, 2023

On The Jersey Shore 

people that go to the jersey shore and live there and kings and queens

Yo Man Were on the jersey shore

On The Jersey Shore by this girl on tonya 98 March 2, 2010

Cast of the jersey shore 

Goofy ah spastics

Have you seen the cast of the Jersey Shore?
Yeah bro, they're spastics
And Goofy Ah too!

Cast of the jersey shore by BADUSSYCLUSSYPUSSYSLAYER69 October 26, 2022

The New Jersey Turnpike 

Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.

"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"

The New Jersey Turnpike by RoyCoup December 10, 2012

The New Jersey 

A sexual term: Farting while masturbating.

"Damn son, I just walked in on Alec doing the New Jersey!!"

The New Jersey by Anthony0001 July 24, 2008

The New Jersey Monster 

Fear the NJ Monster for it is fucking huge.

It's like New Jersey only... it's A MONSTER!!!!!!

It's 300 MILES TALL and it kills SPACESHIPS

It's also as WIDE AS NICO RAAAAWWWWGGGG!!!!!!!

It's legs are made of "SUPER IRON" RRRAWWWGGGG!!!! which is like IRON exept it's LIKE FLESH only it's made of A MILLION BILLION BLACK HOLES.

It's body is made of WHITE HOLES which neutralizes the black hole's gravity vacumes,

it's CLAWS are made of SUPER NOVAS and when they hit stuff it causes another SUPER NOVA

It's face is made of trees EVIIIILLL TREES and its TEETH are made of HELL the real HELL that DANTE wrote about, exept they're TEETH EVVVILLL HELL TEETH RRRAAWWWGGG.

and he's gonna get YOU

RRRRAWWWWGGG!!!!

Guy:OMFG It's the New Jersey Monster
Other Guy: Duh, it's 300 miles tall.

The New Jersey Monster by Alexander D'Arata-Newby March 13, 2004