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The Church Of Elvis

The Church Of Elvis The King and The Second Sway

A facebook group; notable for it's borderline-psychotic Pastor, and for its well-documented animosity towards the Presleytarians.

Currently working on a project to reclaim the lost Elvis-ish relics of the Holy Throne and The Holy Beer Cooler...both of which were seen as The King was Kissing Vinyl in his Last Moments.
"Who the hell is that spamming all over Facebook?"
--------"It's the church of elvis nutters. again!"
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elvis has left the building

Meaning the show/event has ended, this comes from the announcements that used to be made at the end of musician Elvis's concerts in order to get fans to leave the arena. Now we use this term anytime an event has ended.
Cindy: OHHHH, YEAHHH, OUUHHH, FUCK ME, CUM ON ME BABY!!!
Jacob (cums): Elvis has left the building (collapses on the floor).

elvis has left the building

The words that appear when you kill all of the elvis impersonators in GTA2.
elivis guys: Thank you. Thank you vary much.
me: (pulls out uzi)

ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!

Elvis Has Left The Building

After three days of constipation, I took three teaspoons of psyllium and elvis has left the building.

Elvis has left the building

When a guy's member has exited his boxer shorts by sneaking out of the flap during the night.
Sally woke up, rolled over, and looked at Frank.

It appears that Elvis has left the building, Sally thought to herself.

elvis has left the tube 

American colloquial; The self-important TV star has lost his/her show", ". . . retired", ". . . gone home for now"
elvis has left the tube - Could have been used when Roseanne Barr/Arnold/Roseanne had her sitcom cancelled. Better, when she completely fades from all sentient thought. (woops. just delayed that a bit)
elvis has left the tube by Elzeal December 28, 2005

the shit that killed elvis 

a tasty kind of weed. it killed elvis cause its so damn good. if you hear that its going around you town, snatch that shit, no gimmicks. then let me know so i can get my fingers on it too@! Mmmm its so green and has these little yellow hairs all over it and it looks like it got rained on by thc.
Joe: You want some of the shit that killed elvis?

Me: Nigga I been a fiend of the shit that killed elvis since you picked it up last week!