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teacup vagina

A vagina that is tiny and delicate with the labia being very small. Considered by most to be the most attractive kind of vagina. Rarely natural and sometimes achieved by having a medical procedure to trim the labia.

i.e. a pornstar vagina
"I almost felt guilty fucking her little teacup vagina, good thing them shits are elastic."
teacup vagina by WEUFHV November 23, 2014

Teacup Piggy 

When you do body-shots of Twisted Tea off an obese British woman.
Did you hear that Ryan did a Teacup Piggy last night?
Teacup Piggy by HoboDeiter May 6, 2011

Teacup Skank 

A miniature version (read:shorter, physically smaller) on a full-fleged skank. Usually seen in high schools and middle schools. Sadly enough sometimes in elementary school as well. Dresses the part of a skank, and acts like a conceited bitch as well.
"Oh damn, check out that Teacup Skank!! She so little.
Teacup Skank by DoktorMaddox October 20, 2009

Teacup Pigging 

An act that is sexual in nature and preformed to the music of beck. Also used to refer to the impeachment of former president Bill Clinton since he is generally accepted as the one who made teacup pigging famous.
I'm totally teacup pigging your mom later.
Teacup Pigging by astateindians October 28, 2012

Teacup rat

One of those dogs like a chihuahua or pomeranian. When you hear it yap, you want to feed it to your larger dog. Teacup rats are usually spoiled.
Our teacup rat is yapping again.
Teacup rat by eldiablo247 August 6, 2011

Teacup on a saucer 

What seems larger in scale, whatever the object to be, is actually smaller to take. Something that is being supported by another source. A teacup on a saucer.
Janet thought her income would be much more from the looks of things. Only John being the supported one, realistically Janet only had the teacup on a saucer.
Teacup on a saucer by Long Johns February 12, 2013