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Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood 

The thing that your friend will always remember
“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”
Related Words

Stubbornial 

Both stubborn and in denial. A condition to describe someone so unbelievably dense that there is just no way of communicating with them.
Josh: Did you hear Ellie thinks the world will end in 2012?
Dave:...but it's 2014...
Josh: yeah. She won't accept any ideas but her own.

Dave: don't worry about it, she's just in stubbornial

stubble hump 

The action of sitting on your man's face before his morning shave.
I love a good stubble hump first thing in the morning.
stubble hump by Dragonlady58 December 6, 2020

Captain Stabbin' 

A Porn made by Reality Kings (Not Bang Brothers as Family Guy suggests.) in which a guy wearing a Captian's Hat has anal sex with a bunch of chicks on a boat.
This is the reference to it on Family Guy.

Woman: Hello, Fundamental Industries. How can I help you?
Brian Griffin: Yeah... Uh... Is this... Is this Bang Brothers?
Woman: Yes.
Brian Griffin: Oh, okay. I-I'd like to cancel my subscription.
Woman: Uh, what's your name?
Brian Griffin: Brian Griffin.
Woman: And which site did you belong to?
Brian Griffin: Uh, Captain Stabbin'.
Woman: And how are you spelling that?
Brian Griffin: Uh... Um, Captain, full word, then Stabbin', S-T-A-B-B-I-N-Apostrophe.
Woman: Okay, I'm checking.
Brian Griffin: You know, instead of a G at the end.
Woman: I'm sorry sir, I'm not finding that site. Uh, what was the subject matter?
Brian Griffin: Um, uh... A guy doing chicks on a boat in a, uh, a captain's hat.
Woman: Okay, I'm checking.
Brian: The uh... The passengers had just signed up for a tour of the harbor, and um... And all that stuff happened.
Captain Stabbin' by MewWinx96 October 6, 2012
Mr. White we want to abort the test today or we will tell Daniel about the dead stibbars.
stibbar by mark p December 9, 2004

stabbed in the back 

To be betrayed by one's friends
Jim: Joe slept with my girlfriend. You could say I got stabbed in the back