Stephan

The most annoying person you will ever meet. Stephan is usually always a nerd a drug addict or an ugly redneck. You do not want to be friends with Stephan because he is very weird and had a small dick

Stephan is the weirds person I’ve ever meet.

Stephan by anonymous November 7, 2021

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stephan

he draws radom pic of men that is mostly naked

stephan is werid

stephan by freind90 March 23, 2022

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Stephan

Stephan is someone who will teach you kindness like no other could. He's the type to survive so much hardship and come out of it with only love and kindness in his heart, which can heal any person he lets into his life.
He is funny and has the sweetest laugh and smile, and beautiful sparkly eyes.

He does goofy walks to get you to laugh and tries to spook you in the silliest ways.

He will be the most amazing father one day, and the most compassionate husband.

Don't let a day go by without telling him how much you cherish him and his precious heart.
You never want to lose him, he is one of a kind. Bake him all the cookies and dried fruit cakes he wants, he's worth it.

Girl 1: Why are you smiling?

Girl 2: I just remembered that Stephan exists out there, somewhere.

Stephan by FragileHighlander December 14, 2024

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Stephan

Stephan is someone who will teach you kindness like no other could. He's the type to survive so much hardship and come out of it with only love and kindness in his heart, which can heal any person he lets into his life.
He is funny and has the sweetest laugh and smile, and beautiful sparkly eyes.

He does goofy walks to get you to laugh and tries to spook you in the silliest ways.

He will be the most amazing father one day, and the most compassionate husband.

Don't let a day go by without telling him how much you cherish him and his precious heart.
You never want to lose him, he is one of a kind. Bake him all the cookies and dried fruit cakes he wants, he's worth it.

Girl 1: Why are you smiling?

Girl 2: I just remembered that Stephan exists out there, somewhere.

Stephan by FragileHighlander December 14, 2024

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Stephan Jenkins

To perform oral pleasure on a female for a minimum time period of one hour. Jenkins, lead singer of Third Eye Blind, discloses his penchant for performing cunnilingus, in his lyrics for the hit, "Blinded."

"Vapor round your body glistens in the shower

And I want to stay right here and go down on you for an hour "

Q: Did you Stephan Jenkins her?
A: Hell yea, I jenkinsed her all night. It was like the Pacific Ocean

Stephan Jenkins by Dickie Guy August 16, 2010

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Stephan Urkelle

Steven Urkel's very cool alter ego. After years of being the world's most renowned nerd, Steven Urkel finally used his scientific prowess to create something useful. Steven Urkel created a machine which could transform him into a cool ass guy who actually got laid. Within a few episodes he started macking his ugly neighbor Laura, who he had been chasing for years. That self righteous superficial bitch finally fell for him and he began hittin' it steady. His invention however could not change or mask his voice. Even after transforming from Steven Urkel to Stephan Urkelle, he still sounded like he had a hot wheel in each nostril.

Steven Urkel: "Did I do that?"

Stephan Urkelle: "Yeah I did it, and you love it."

Stephan Urkelle by Izzy1979 October 16, 2006

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