jake from State Farm
my only friend
jake from State Farm by chicken is noice December 19, 2015
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Jake from State farm
Jack from State farm is a chill dude who helps people with there insurance plans, but on the side he is an amazing dude who wares khaki pants and saves the world from Dave's.
Jake from State farm by Badlegoman101 September 24, 2017
Jake From State Farm
An absolute chad who will try to sell you life insurance. He is always there smiling and watching you and wears a big ass hat that says his name on it. Preys mostly on dumb neighbros. "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there."
Me: Dude. Who just knocked on your door?
Neighbro: It was Jake From State Farm. He gave me life insurance in trade for my wife.
Me: Bruh! That was probably Simpleflips!
Neighbro: It was Jake From State Farm. He gave me life insurance in trade for my wife.
Me: Bruh! That was probably Simpleflips!
Jake From State Farm by DaBeefeyest November 28, 2019
Jake from state farm
Excommunicated giga Chad, removed because his PP got erect and struct down god straight from heaven. Now he turned to the dark arts to create surprisingly great rates to gather disciples for his cult, state farm.
Jake from state farm by Derpafish August 25, 2021
Jake from State Farm
An awesome guy ready for sex and good time. A totally good ball who attracts girls with flowery names but doesn't know. As he works from State Farm, he's great in all spaces, wears khakis, and love the color red
Jake from State Farm by yewballerzz April 18, 2015
elmo from state farm
Elmo is evil, and very bad. He is red from all the blood from his victims. He killed too many people. AND he plays league of legends like a poopyhead.
elmo from state farm by Elmo hater August 13, 2021
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