Starfish Puffing 

licking and/or sucking a person's anus while breathing through the mouth to prevent the actual smelling of the anus, thus 'puffing' around the said starfish

Kerry and Dave enjoyed a tender evening fraught with starfish puffing.

Starfish Puffing by DuMbDaUgHtErS February 21, 2009

Lobotomized Starfish 

A complete idiot of a person, incapable of performing basic operations.

He was driving like a lobotomized starfish out there!!!

Lobotomized Starfish by NASCARJUNKMAN March 1, 2022

starfish salad 

the act of licking someone in the starfish shaped poohole. Also known as salad tossing or analingus

After a long day of work, Bates was greeted by a lovely starfish salad from his buddy Gage.

starfish salad by Drty Dee October 16, 2010

Swollen Starfish 

This is what you call someones butthole after they had a fun filled night of anal sex and their butthole is twice the size it shoud be.

"My boyfriend fucked me in the ass so hard last night and now I have a Swollen Starfish.''

"Dude I nailed my girl in the ass so hard last night! She has a Swollen Starfish!"

Swollen Starfish by SiloJohnson72 December 15, 2011

Chocolate starfish margarita 

When the sweat rolls down your back into the crack of your ass and dries around your butthole forming a salty ring..

It's so hot outside right now it's just one of those chocolate starfish margarita kind of days..

Chocolate starfish margarita by Super crackaa!! June 12, 2017

Starfish 

A sexual partner (usually female) who is not actively involved in the sexual encounter.

"My girl is a starfish, how can I fix this?"

Starfish by LemonySnickets March 1, 2016

awkward humping starfish  

Similar to the entire "awkward turtle family" but where you place one or two hands on someone else's person, and bend your fingers at your major knuckle (ones that attack your hand) and then flatten your hand. Repeat the process, and your hand will make a humping motion. Best for someone's shoulder or head.

1) "dude....awkward turtle."
"... awkward humping starfish ."

awkward humping starfish by Mirado January 20, 2009