Get stained 

Get stained is a popular roast in games such as Valorant, CS:GO and R6. Often used when someone got absolutely destroyed. Often is modified to be "got stained", or "stained on".

"Get stained kiddo"

"You're about to get stained mark my words."

Get stained by xX.PROGAMER69 December 12, 2021

Seymour Stains 

A women who has had a lot of semen stains on her clothing.

I hear that Seymour Stains had to wash her dress again. What a dirty bitch she is.

Seymour Stains by ntash November 23, 2014

Sloppy bowl stainer 

When you do a poo and it is so liquid like, it comes out as slop and stains the toilet bowl even after a couple of flushes.

Dont use the toilet wait for the cleaners to clean it. I just did a sloppy bowl stainer.

Sloppy bowl stainer by Lbigfella August 24, 2016

kobe stains

(noun) Blood, sweat, or semen stains left on hotel bed sheets or sofas.

When you check into a cheap motel, always check the bed sheets for kobe stains or else you're going to have to call house keeping to change the sheets.

kobe stains by Will A. June 23, 2005

Shit-stained Schumacher 

A driver of a pension wagon who thinks he/she is a superior being. A Shit-stained Schumacher expects to be given right of way and woe-betide any fucker who doesn't. Invariably an ugly bastard with ill-fitting dentures and egg on his pensioner chin. Never without a scruffy fucking CARLTON shopping bag on the handle bar.

Look, here comes a Shit-stained Schumacher. Let's roll the bastard and nick his dentures.

Shit-stained Schumacher by Clagbo August 22, 2006

shit stained thumb knuckle 

Its when you wipe your ass after a particularly filthy dump and you get a shit stain your thumb knuckle.

I was pleased to finally get the key to the executive wash room, however Stan Phillips was not pleases to see that I had a shit stained thumb knuckle when I shook his hand at the share holder meeting.

shit stained thumb knuckle by jim dandyy June 13, 2011

shit stains

When one shits their pants and leaves stains in their underwear. Often mistaken for bloodstains.

Ah! I found shit stains in alyssa's pantie drawer!

shit stains by Shaniqua Bobiqua May 26, 2006