Verb. and Noun.
The situation when, after coitus, two people, in that case one male and one female, lay still on their sides (also called spooning), in which the penis of the male person remains inside the female person's vagina, until it ultimately becomes flask and inert. When the two people fall asleep under the effect of post-coitus endorphin, that's where the term takes all its sense. Do not mistake with the similar term Sleeping Bag.

'' I had a fabulous time last night ! We had loveful sexual intercourse, and then we remained in a sleeping vag.''

Sleeping vag by Xaramolly May 5, 2012

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Sleeping Commando

Sleeping naked.

I'm sleeping commando tonight

Sleeping Commando by Schw4rtz July 30, 2012

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sleeping on me

An act of doubting one's ability

Philemon was sleeping on me and my ability to get girls

sleeping on me by Bigcoco44 July 11, 2016

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Schrödinger’s sleeping child

The mother does not know whether or not her child is playing DS under the covers or sleeping, and until she lifts the covers, the child will be in a state of simultaneously playing DS and being asleep.

There goes my son, ever Schrödinger’s sleeping child, can never tell if he's sleeping or playing on that damned game boy I bought him.

Schrödinger’s sleeping child by Doctor_Sex May 10, 2022

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