Spitzer 

If one engages in a wrong activity, confident that one will not get caught, but the activity unexpectedly emerges to the surface and brings the downfall, one spitzers himself.

Johnny spitzered himself when his plagiarism he committed fifteen years ago was caught: he lost his tenure.

Spitzer by Jean-Baptiste Eisenhower April 21, 2008

Parker and Spitzer 

Euphemism for a fairly common sex act. This iteration can ONLY be performed by a notorious whoremonger, spraying all over an aged sorority house-mother.

The difficulty is becoming a notorious whoremonger.

It's an almost impossible status to achieve, given current mores and manners but still doable!

Raddled, aged sorority sisters are a dime a dozen though.

That's what state schools are for!

Maybe Spitzer and his ho, or Kathleen Parker and a Foxnews babe to be named later, but Parker and Spitzer sounds like a euphemism for an oral sex act. Sorry, no.

Parker and Spitzer by Deety September 8, 2010

spitzer 

A prostitution client who insists on condomless sex with a prostitute.

"Kristen was concerned for her personal health, so she had a strict 'no spitzer' policy."

spitzer by Hayduke March 12, 2008

spitzer 

Anal sex with a prostitute without a condom.

The hooker wasn't gonna let me spitzer her unless I tipped her an extra thousand dollars.

spitzer by Spitzer12345 March 12, 2008

Spitzer 

When you criticize people for cheating on their partners and then you do it yourself.

Joe: Hey isn't Steve going out with Angela?
Bob: Yea, why?
Joe: I just saw him making out with another chick! I guess all that talk about being 'faithful' to people was a bunch of bull huh?
Bob: Yep. He just pulled a spitzer on Angela...

Spitzer by Itsnotthatfunny March 13, 2008

Eliot Spitzer

Eliot Spitzer is the new leader of New York State. Defeated John Faso with 69% of the vote in 2006.

Eliot Spitzer became governor of New York very easily.

Eliot Spitzer by Alexander "Sasha" Ivanoff May 22, 2007

Spitzer 

A Swiss-German version of the British term "Wanker"

"Hansli isch en Spitzer", "Hansli is a Wanker"

Spitzer by Javier W,P April 30, 2006