sour cream taco

This occurs when you perform oral sex on a woman after she has recently had intercourse with another man.

“I had no idea my wife was cheating. I had been eating a sour cream taco.”

sour cream taco by RonBurgundy2001 January 25, 2018

Sour Cream and Anal

The male covers his dick in sour cream and then roughly has anal sex with their patner.

I think the cut on my dick is infected from giving my girlfriend a "sour cream and anal" last week.

Sour Cream and Anal by BoyWonder123 November 22, 2010

Sour Cream Sanchez 

When you have a finger-full (usually the index finger) of sour cream and you sneak up on someone and smear it across their upper lip. Similar to the Dirty Sanchez but done with sour cream as in the movie Still Waiting.

While we were having nachos I Sour Cream Sanchez'ed my date. He was so pissed he Pirate'd me to get even!

Sour Cream Sanchez by Pandora Handcock February 27, 2009

sour cream sandwich 

when two men are in love and they feel it is the right time to take their relationship to the next level by translating their emotions into physical actions. during this act of love making they both simultaneously ejaculate onto each others chests then proceed to give each other a giant heart-felt hug.

i like sourcream sandwiches .............................. a lot

sour cream sandwich by ian January 21, 2005

Sour Cream Tan 

An extremely pale Caucasian with skin so pale you might scream. The sour cream tanned individual reflects light from the sun making them dangerous to be around. It is rumored they are saving the earth from global warming due their ability to reflect sunlight away from earth. Their ghastly, pallid skin will send chills down the spine of the most courageous individuals.

Damn bro have you seen that sour cream tan Katie is rocking?

Sour Cream Tan by Mo' Greenman September 28, 2014

sour cream moin 

Sour cream moin is semen soothing the anus

Kaine and Alex gone give your dad sour cream moin in the back of a paddy wagon

sour cream moin by Sourcreammoin March 18, 2020

Sour Cream Pie 

Similar to the more common cream pie in which a man ejaculates inside of a woman's vagina. However, this cream pie results in the accidental impregnation of the woman.

Your little brother was the result of a sour cream pie.

Sour Cream Pie by Balls Kolano April 21, 2009