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Snead Rail

The lowered 3-4” railing at the back of a standard bar, usually containing narrow rubber mats to hold liquid from spilled drinks.
When you get done with your glass, set it on the Snead Rail to let the bartender know you are ready for a refill.
Snead Rail by bjcompton December 1, 2023

Snead rail

The recessed rail closest to the bartender where empty glasses are placed, usually indicating the patron is ready for another beverage.
Just put your glass on the Snead rail when you are ready for another.
Snead rail by bjcompton January 19, 2024

Sneak-snap 

Taking a picture of someone using a cell phone camera without their knowledge or consent. Often times the subject will be an attractive woman, or someone in an embarrassing or compromising situation.
Did you see that sneak-snap of the hot milf's ass that Drew took at the Phillies game?
Sneak-snap by Mainline3 May 19, 2009

Sneak Stream 

When a man fails to angle his penis correctly whilst in the seated position on a toilet leading to a stream of urine sneaking out from between the rim of the toilet bowl and the underside of the seat.

A rarer yet significant mechanism by which a man misses the bowl, often going unnoticed until clothing is fully saturated.
"I had to go home because the back of my legs were drenched by my own sneak stream"

"If the guy before me hadn't been wearing headphones and browsing Instagram on his phone, perhaps he would have done more to prevent his sneak stream flooding this bathroom"
Sneak Stream by PS1_Ron November 1, 2019

sneak skeet 

To skeet on an unsuspecting victim, preferably while the victim is sleeping.
Last night while Janet was passed out, I pulled it out and gave her the old sneak skeet all over her face.
sneak skeet by invasionpictures August 5, 2009

sneak-stache 

A whispy thing of a moustache, common on teenaged boys. Often considered highly unattractive.
GO STARE AT TEENAGED BOYS PUBERTY-PRONE FACES. The sneak-stache will be evident.
sneak-stache by PorcelainBitch June 29, 2009