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Smalls Disease 

A person that masterbates 21 or more times a week. A person with smalls disease is usually over 6 feet tall and have the first name brendan, once you have this disease there is no turning back. Symptoms include; small dick, increase in height, and red har. If symptoms occur seek help immediately
Brendan i didn't know you had smalls disease, that is sick, go away.
Smalls Disease by Kevin February 10, 2005
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smalls disease 

When a person says they are going to stop masterbating becasue they think its a chore, but in actuality they are still masterbating 21 times a week. They just say that so people doint think that they masturbte all the time. Other symptoms include if u live next to a hot girl named Venessa and u dont take advantage of it.
Oh my god kris, brendan will never stop masterbating he just has smalls disease and will always have it, he cant pull a wool over our eyes. PLus he lives next to that hot girl named Vee, man shes awesome
smalls disease by Kevin Devlin March 16, 2005

Poachy smalls 

daughter of junior (j grimes)

Aka “the beak”, poshy , James beak , chicken, etc”

a chicken from birth and to adolescence. she is without a doubt the emotional core to junifer morningsnout if there ever even was such a thing.

junior grimes is a villain with a chicken 🐔

His chicken means everything to him even if he never shows it, junior grimes needs poachy and wendybone.

Poshy is also known to have a drink made from her known as “Bosch” a sort of wine type liquor which junior often drinks too much of. Wheezly is cute btw

Poachy smalls Is da wickedest
Poachy smalls is a chicken and child of the forbidden one, the first.

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Poachy: bok bok bok bok!!

Junior: what is it beak ? What do yoU want ?

Poachy: bok bok bok

Junior: oh right: here’s some money there go warm your eggs, beak

Lennie Smalls 

1.) Mildly retarded character from John Steinbeck's novel "Of Mice and Men".

2.) A term used to describe someone who is unusually large and/or slow.
Person one: So Richard tells me you hired Lennie Smalls at the bar

Person two: Naw, don't talk that way he's a hard worker.
Lennie Smalls by Diggory17 March 1, 2009

You're killing me smalls

Direct quote from the 1993 film "Sandlot". After being asked by Ham Porter if he wanted a s'more, Scotty Smalls replies several times with the question, "Some more what?". After his frustration grew with Scotty, Ham replies with, "You're killing me Smalls." This phrase is commonly used to express discontent or frustration towards a person.
Joe: "Hey Scott, can you pass me another Budweiser?"
Scott: "Actually dude, I just finished the last one."
Joe: "... You're killing me smalls."
You're killing me smalls by AyeMurr November 13, 2011

You're killing me, Smalls 

Line from the movie "The Sandlot," meant to show extreme frustration towards someone's ineptitude or clueless-ness, sometimes both.
"Last night's episode of American Gladiators was wicked?"
"What's American Gladiators?"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"

"Johnson, did you back up those files like I asked"
"Umm,no, sir. I forgot"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"

Biggie Smalls 

One one of the best rappers of all time along wit Tupac. RIP Biggie
Biggie Smalls by Mike March 26, 2004