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Minnesota slushie 

Minnesotans are often found leaving beverages in their car (on accident of course) in the dead of winter, only to come back at least 30 minutes later and find their beloved beverage has been turned into a slushie containing razor sharp ice chunks.
"Hey Jon, do you remember where I left my Gatorade at?"

"Idk man, maybe you left it in the car."

"Shit! I did leave it in the car, it's forsure going to be a Minnesota slushie!"
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Nut Slushie 

A nut slushie is when a male ejaculates into a plastic bag and freezes it into a slush like constancy.
Brock: Bro, I gotta get a new freezer.
Tom: Why?
Brock: I forgot all about my Nut Slushie!
Nut Slushie by GangW33d September 23, 2018
The girl who bangs the whole hockey

team.
Oh, Katie? Yeah I heard the Ice Hogs turned her into a slushie.
Slushie by Slag69 June 9, 2017

Green apple slushie 

When a girl has clamidea and your eating her out, green liquid starts spewing out and you keep eating her out.
I gave ur mom a green apple slushie

Texas Slushie 

When, during her period, you pour chili on a woman's vagina and suck it up with a straw.
She was on the rag and wouldn't let me do her, so I gave her a Texas Slushie.
Texas Slushie by Ronnie Davidson November 18, 2013

dirty slushie 

the act of whipping your penis in shit and then inserting it into a girls mouth and swirreling it around
damn i just gave that bitch a dirty slushie and she loved it

Tropical Slushie 

When you take a straw, stick it in a girl's vagina, and drink all the juices. Tropical for the warm temperature, and slushie for the pulpy consistency.
I just drank Sandy's tropical slushie after the party. It was delicious.