Sloan

Sloan’s are amazing!, they will be the best friend you’ve ever had. They will just change your vibe when you see them into something so goofy and happy. Sloan is so cute and will probably be the most funniest person you’ve ever met. She’s the most perfect girlfriend you will ever have so if you end up dating a Sloan, your one lucky man. Sloan is Loyal and respectful and has the most cutest smile you will ever see. She has a good body, and she’s active and Sloan’s usually are blonde haired. She’s absolutely beautiful and you won’t regret meeting her. She’s just amazing to be around, She can be really crazy tho, she’ll do stuff that none of your friends will. Feel special to be friends with a sloan, there aren’t many of them (:

Sloan’s friends: Sloans so amazing, I love being with her.

Sloan by wonderman5732689 June 29, 2019

sloan

sloan is a stupid bitch who enjoys searching up her name in the urban dictionary

is that girl named sloan? she looks like a rat

sloan by sl.oan March 27, 2020

sloan

To joke around or poke fun at.

She meant it as a sloan, but many people took her seriously and got triggered.

That exam was a sloan, I got 100% without studying.

Warriors blew a 3-1 lead? Are you sloaning me?

sloan by ZeDong Mao February 19, 2017

Sloan

Sloan is the highest level of being friendzoned and is a very large unit of friendzoniness.
A normal friendzone is around .1 sloans.
Etymology:
A Dad Isn't the one who created the child. A
Dad is the one who takes that responsibility. He
goes out of his way even when that kid isn't
his. Sloan, you are my best friend and such an
amazing dad to hosanna! The most amazing
thing is she chose you. I hope one day you can
find a woman who will treat you as well as you
treat her. Crazy to co parent with someone
who's not my partner or her father, but here you
are. Our rock that holds our family together
Go bestfriend that's my best friend!

Dude, you are a sloan now, she doesnt let you do her while you take care of her child from another guy.

Sloan by meme_lord? May 30, 2019

Sloan

Small titty little sister. There I said it

Sloan really out here lookin like a 2 by 4

Sloan by Classroom clown July 23, 2019

Sloan

A quiet person who doesn't really do much.

Good morning Mr. Sloan.

Sloan by BrookeInFlorida November 21, 2011

sloan

Sloan is an AMAZING cute and has a sexy body . Hes the sweetest, kindest, loving guy. Hes the best boyfriend you can ever have. Youll love him so much. He has pretty greenish/bluish eyes . He has dirty blonde hair and just everything about him is perfect. Hes a chick magnet and he loves to party.

Sloan youll be lucky to meet him.

sloan by mooo😛 January 31, 2015