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slicker than cum on a gold tooth 

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.
I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.
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Duck Slice

The 2 end-pieces of a loaf of bread, which never make it as sandwiches and are destined to feed the ducks.
I was going to make a sandwich but there was only a duck slice.
Duck Slice by Gherkin&Cheese August 24, 2010
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slice of life

The best and worst of life, conveniently sliced and packaged in the form of books, television, theater or cinema for your viewing pleasure.
Things that are "slice of life" are generally emotion provoking, insightful, moving, but also realistic.
I saw this movie, it was very slice of life, I was thinking about it for weeks after seeing it.
slice of life by |AoC| JyL December 28, 2005

sliced bread 

1500's guy: "thats the best thing since the printing press."
Now: "thats the best thing since sliced bread."
sliced bread by WoZouNiDeMaMa December 10, 2009

it's been a slice 

"It's been a slice" is a farewell statement that comes from the saying "a slice of heaven." You can use the phrase to tell someone in a playful way that you have enjoyed spending time with them. Also, when ordering pizza, you can also say, "I'll have a slice of heaven please (instead of a slice of pizza)." You will seem much cooler that way.
it's been a slice by macinlor December 5, 2015

gelli slice 

The cut above or near the eyebrow or upper cheek that an action film star always acquires at some point during the film. Named for the make-up artist who perfected the technique.
It's not really an action movie unless the hero gets a gelli slice above their eye.

I'm so mad, I'm about to give you a genuine gelli slice.

Manual Slice 

When one squeezes their arse cheeks to cut a very big shit in half, prevent the toilet from block.
"I need a massive shit! But I don't want to block my friend's toilet, what shall I do?"
"just perform a manual slice, of course!"
"Oh yes, thanks Phillip! Why did I not think of that!"
Manual Slice by Urban Dicatatorz September 30, 2018