johnny slapnuts 

A person at work that is a piece of shit, but somehow gets anything they want!

“You hear about who got that promotion? Of course, it was that assbag Johnny Slapnuts…Everybody hates that Douche Face!

johnny slapnuts by #Gerbils May 15, 2016

slapnuts 

A method of punishment and pain compliance administered by a short, sharp slap to the nutsack, either forehand or backhand, but with an open palm.

Jimmy slept with my girlfriend so I gave him some slapnuts.

slapnuts by blacksabre June 19, 2007

slapnuts 

Additionally, to say "Slapnuts!" in a high pitched voice and slap a pair of imaginary testes on your chin back and forth, while macking a clicking noise with your toungue to imitate the sound of the nutss being impacted by the palm.

Used for when you have nothing better to say.

As Bob and Jorge sat around bored, Bob said,
"Slapnuts! Ktch ktch ktch ktch!"
Jorge laughed, then went back to being bored.

Bob later overdosed on sugar.

slapnuts by Vee Are Are Schee May 7, 2004

slapnuts 

when you mess something up really bad, this is a word you say to exlaim great disbelief and dispair about a result

I lost my wallet. Slapnuts !!

slapnuts by Rob September 25, 2003

Slapnuts 

To do something wrong for the purpose of being funny.

Dipping your nuts in a customers coffee without them knowing it, oh yeah, slapnuts!

Slapnuts by Noah Hennig September 25, 2003

Nutskin Slap 

Technique used with the palm of the hand where one wipes his genitals, and uses the soiled hand to strike his oppenent in the facial region (Grill). Technique works best when genitals are perspiring.

Earlier this morning, Bermke received a nutskin slap, due to his disregard for me and my gangster tendencies.

Nutskin Slap by Wack Schizzlemah January 18, 2005

nutsack slap 

The art of being able to make a slapping sound by bouncing your nutsack off of your thighs due to humping the air back and forth.

Dude! That nutsack slap was so loud, it woke the whole damn house!

nutsack slap by wtfuwant January 23, 2011