shit shanked 

When you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.

I went to the restroom to take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and nobody would have known...

shit shanked by Petesbeeps July 2, 2017

shwacked 

To be drunk way past the point of good sense and decision making, usually leads to blacking out on ping pong tables or throwing up all over the place and forgetting to clean it up. It's the level of drunkeness where the fun has ceased and you begin to seriously regret your actions, while at the same time smiling, laughing and saying 'YOLO' with your friends, even though you know you really fucked up this time.

Dude 1: "Yo sup dude we gonna get shwacked tonight i got that absinthe"
Dude 2: "Man i cant wait hope i black out we gonna be belligerent"
Doctor: "You are both fucking retarded"

shwacked by DrinkDontDrive December 12, 2013

Schwanked

To go completely gay (ramming, rimming, sucking, etc ) for a small amount of drugs or money.

Can you believe Jesse actually did that?

Yeah man, he really just got Schwanked!

Schwanked by Pillowcase911 July 20, 2019

come down my ends you get bear shanked 

this is a complex road man phrase only to be use when you are going on level 30 road man

come down my ends means if you come to my area

and you get bear shanked means if you go their they will stab you

hard man levl 24: you wan'na fight bruv

road man levl 30: come down my ends you get bear shanked

come down my ends you get bear shanked by road man cory October 11, 2018

Shanked 

a repeated and agressive stabbing using a homemade knife with a cloth wrapped around it for a handle, usually used as slang in prisons and juvinille delinquints/gangsters

you 'bout to get shanked if you dont gimmie my fried chicken back son!!

Shanked by Micheal Jordan May 12, 2008

shanked with a spoon

it's a verb..to shank?
basically when somebody is really pissed off enough to want to stab somebody repeatedly with a spoon

me: Holy shit, she's so mad! Dude, she's gonna fucking shank me with a spoon i swear to god...you gotta hide me!

kachine: Evasive maneuver number 225
(next day)

kachine: Where's lauren?
layne: she got shanked with a spoon
kachine: oh, fuck.

shanked with a spoon by shnookers May 20, 2008

shtanked 

Shit faced + tanked = shtanked

Tiffers was so shtanked last night at the bar with C, J-Mo and Foxy! Did you see her dancing on the table?

shtanked by tiffrush August 8, 2008