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The Cult of ShamWow 

A recently founded Cult based in California but rapidly gainaing ground elsewhere, the mission of the Cult is to spread the Word of Vince and enlighten the world to the Shamwow, the only shammy that works wet or dry
Vince Offer: You know the Germans allways make good stuff

The Cult of ShamWow members: Sham-Heil!
To ejaculate on the lower part of the back after performing doggy style, mop up the junk using a super absorbent yellow towel. Hold the towel in your fist then donkey-punch the submissive and yell out ShamWOW!!
I had the best shamWOW finish last night, and no mess afterwards!
ShamWOW by SMBKRTan November 17, 2009
1)That towel-absorbee you see every now and then on t.v. advertised by Vince Offer, a guy with a huge eyeball.

2)You use it dab up spills, then ring it dry, like magic.

3)The absorbee I put in front of my tub so I can jump out and roll myself dry, like magic

4)The last towel you'll ever buy, until it begins to stink
"It's a towel, it's a wipe, it's a mat, it's, it's...A ShamWow!"

"Now look into my eyeball and tell me you don't want one!"
ShamWow by VinceOffer March 31, 2009

THE ShamWOW :) 

The act of ejaculating on a woman's and/or mans face and smearing it around with your testicles in a circular fashion. Wet or dry.
Holy shit my grandma the nun totally told my sister how my grandpa the muthafuckin pope gave her THE ShamWOW :)
THE ShamWOW :) by McFinklebottom November 2, 2010

Shamwow (guyanese version) 

The video that started it all! A video translation of the shamwow product in guyanese terms
Darshawn: Eh bai, come heh and see this

Rohan: Shamwow (guyanese version)? tha ting funny bai

ShamWOW'd 

Punched
(This came from when the shamwow dude punched the prostitute)
You just got shamWOW'd!
I'm going to shamWOW you!
ShamWOW'd by Somethingstinks May 24, 2009