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Cock Shalom 

When pubic hair around the ballsack region grows long, dense, and curly to such an extreme that the shaft combined with the beard-like phenomenon makes it seem as though you have a hacidic jew between your legs.
When Steve entered the retirement home with his pants off, An older woman cried "What is that!?". But it was too late, everyone stood in awe as Steve's genitalia performed a Bar mitzvah. Cock Shalom.
Cock Shalom by rabbi elijazae December 17, 2010
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Shalomed 

The action of someone, often of Jewish descent, stealing something worth greater than or equal to five US dollars.
The Mass Media: "The results are in... Donald Trump has won the presidential election! Let's have a word with democratic candidate Bernie Sanders."
Sanders: "My nose is feeling especially long today. I haven't seen the results yet, but I believe this means that I've been shalomed."
Give me round of Shmaltz for me and my shalomies.
Shalomies by MaSsTeRr June 1, 2009

shalomie 

Jesus is my shalomie
shalomie by alabambam June 1, 2009
A genuinely dope name for Incredible people. Others also find it easy to relate with them.
You can't be like me, my name is Shalom
Shalom by goldShawn March 23, 2017