Mom selfie 

a selfie that is taken at a very high angle (where the phone is right above your head) like a mom who can never get the correct angles.

Oh my god Amris doesn’t know how to take good selfies she only takes mom selfies.

Mom selfie by migzishomo June 1, 2018

Alibi Selfie 

A picture taken of yourself, preferably with a recognisable backdrop and timestamp to prove that you are actually where you claim to be.

My girlfriend doesn't trust me and didn't believe that I was at my brother's house this morning... I had to send her an Alibi Selfie.

Alibi Selfie by G-Kel T-Rib Collab May 10, 2014

Selfish Top 

A top who makes sure he is pleased and only cares if he cums without getting the bottom off

Girl I slept with this guy last night and I spent all night giving him head and letting him top me until he came but then he just got up and left without doing shit for me. Fuck selfish tops

Selfish Top by QueenOfQueers August 30, 2016

Ninja Selfie 

Taking a selfie on someone's phone without them knowing.

Shari did a ninja selfie. She is soooo hot, what a sexy surprise!!!

Ninja Selfie by Inspired_by_Shari_@Kai August 28, 2014

Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit 

The most well-known horse acting in Hollywood at present. Famed for playing human parts, most notably the lead role in Sex and the City.

I hear they are remaking Mr Ed, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit is going to play the love interest.

Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit by Cuddles McStig May 21, 2008

selfie stickler 

A “selfie stickler” is a person and/or persons who delete the majority of their photos (taken via selfie stick of course), because they deem them to be “not good enough” and the encryption method to be unexpectedly loathesome to the eyes.

“Check our that selfie stickler over there! She’s erased the majority of all her photos and just keeps taking more!”

selfie stickler by Keronica Kadwell February 8, 2018

Ninja Selfie 

Taking a “secret” selfie with someone else’s phone, while waiting to take a photo for them, for them to find later. This is done as a fun prank.

I asked the couple if they would like me to snap a pic of them and I took a few Ninja selfies while they got ready.

Ninja Selfie by Fitchic July 1, 2019