segway 

It's like a scooter. but really expensive.

cool, but... damn it costs a lot!

segway by gibberish September 26, 2003

Segway 

scooter that needs 2 cost less.

a scooter that balances itself...wtf! lol

lol wat a scooter

Segway by unusu-al December 7, 2003

Segway 

The completely obvious explanation of the word "cool". Segways are beyond awesome...so is the synonym of "segway."

That canoe trip this weekend was absolutely segway!

Segway by Francis Kruse August 31, 2007

segway 

"a smooth transition from one place to another"

How one "smoothly" changes topic in a conversation.
Usually used when one doesn't like the topic of the current conversation.

Girlfriend: who did you go with last night?
Boyfriend: The movie was crazy...Segway!

segway by Pr3xy February 6, 2018

Segway 

(Segway) An absolute useless piece of garbage idiot who has a mother that simply does not love them

That guy is a Segway

Segway by Billy cataper June 17, 2022

Segway 

The early 2000s equivalent to a fidget spinner (well not literally, but you know what I mean).

Also the thing that the default character from Happy Wheels rides on.

It was rumored by the Pope that several witnesses spotted Jesus riding a Segway, with a fidget spinner in one hand and a vape in the other. Is this the second coming?

Segway by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 23, 2022

Segway Jesus 

Person with Jesus like qualities (long hair, sandals, beard) who floats around from place to place on a segway, no matter how close or far away the destination may be. Typically embraces their own resemblance to Jesus.

Hey, check it out. It's a segway Jesus on his way to the mail center.

Segway Jesus by Segway Jesus Observer March 20, 2009