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Nova Scotia Hat Trick 

Coined in Nova Scotia but possible in other areas of Eastern Canada the “Nova Scotia Hat Trick” is defined as the following:

-Harvesting of a Bull Moose.

-Landing an Atlantic Salmon on a fly rod.

-Landing a Blue Fin Tuna.

This is typically completed within a maximum of a one month period to be recognized, although some participants of the challenge have completed it in as little as 4 days.

*Some refer to this accomplishment as the “Maccuspic Hat Trick” named after a NS resident who founded the challenge*
Hey boss can I fill out a time off request?

Why do you need time off?

Well the leaves are starting to turn and fall is in the air I am going to try my hand at the Nova Scotia Hat trick!

Hey man why have you been living out of your truck all of September/October?

I have been trying to complete the Nova Scotia Hat Trick!!

Wow good luck, that’s quite an accomplishment!
Nova Scotia Hat Trick by SALARNS October 5, 2022
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nova scotia 

canada's vacationland. unfortunately, most people forget about it, except when they want to get away from citylife in toronto or ottawa. beautiful coastline, amazing scenery. province is in bad shape financial though. home of three great things that start with s- seafood, sloan, and sidney crosby.
I add amazing scallops while listening to Sloan and watching Sidney Crosby on TV while in Nova Scotia.
nova scotia by Provincial Mood January 6, 2008

Liverpool, Nova Scotia 

Liverpool is probably the most shitty town in all of Nova Scotia. The teenagers are extremely intimidating and like to try to kill eachother a lot, they also like to hang out on the graveyard steps in the middle of town, or on the cliffs on side of the 103. We like to make fun of those living in TOB, (Bridgewater) for being so immature. About 72% of Liverpool are hardcore drug addicts. There are certain people you should be deathly afraid of. The highlight of the year for anyone living in Liverpool is Privateer Days, which is when the fair arrives and it's all basically one big excuse to get extremely fucked up. Most people in Liverpool are completely fearless and like to drink underaged.
Honourable mentions:
S.K , B.W , E.W , T.D , B.R , J.F , E.R , K.R , J.M , L.R , P.D
Liverpool, Nova Scotia :
Person #1- "Man, let's get completely fucked up tonight."
Person #2- "Okay, but we'll have to get Schuylar to buy us booze.."

Nova Scotia six-pack 

An eight pack of Alexander Keith's. It is just like a regular six-pack with pastic rings keeping the beer together, but contains eight. Keith's being imported from Nova Scotia.
On your way over can you pickup a Nova Scotia six-pack?

Nova Scotia Unibrow 

To drag ones rectum, also known as butthole, across another persons forehead, leaving a brown streak, slightly resembling a unibrow.
Douglas left such a huge Nova Scotia Unibrow last night on me, I looked like a Russian powerlifter

Nova Scotia 

Greatest & most beautiful province in Canada. No people, we all had to go to Boston to find work, but the most breath-taking scenery in the world. Too bad we're continually screwed over by a**hole politicians in Ottawa, and powerful interests in western Canada who sh*t on us. Nova Scotia (and NB & PEI) are even more isolated from the rest of Canada by those crying limp-wristed pussy frogs in Queerbec who won't stop whining, so pretty soon we'll have to join the U.S. and become the 7th New England state. They do more for us than the rest of Canada anyway. Hell, we're already part of Red Sox Nation. We'll NEVER be fans of the Blow-Jays or the not so dearly departed Expos. Nova Scotia rocks, the rest of Canada can kiss our asses.
How can you tell the difference between someone from Nova Scotia and someone from Quebec?

The person from NS will wave and say "Hello". The person from Quebec will flip you off and say something rude in french, but then run away in terror like the pussies they are if you confront them.
Nova Scotia by Little Jack Horny February 14, 2005

Nova Scotia Curse 

This is when a guy from Western Canada dates a girl from anywhere, but said girl travels to Nova Scotia for a minimum of 2 weeks (no matter the excuse), and within the week of her return, she dumps him. Hence the guy has just become a victim of the Nova Scotia Curse.

NSC....screwing western canadians since 2008
Guy 1 - Hey, im dating this hot broad but im pissed she is gone for a month to Nova Scotia

Guy 2 - Man you're gonna get fucked by the curse

Guy 1 - No, thats just an urban legend....

(1 month, 4 days later)

Guy 1 - ....damn Nova Scotia Curse
Nova Scotia Curse by Shellemon August 1, 2010