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texting and scones 

“bro, she wants some texting and scones with you

peach scone

A person you may love and see a future with that could never happen because they may have either rejected you or be in a current relationship that halts the pursuit of each other. The person you love, the peach scone, normally would have no idea your love and may be mislead to think it as sincerity and kind gestures
Dude, that girl is so pretty, and kind, and we are just so connected. But she’s engaged to Adam. I guess she’ll be my peach scone forever
peach scone by Cornchips May 26, 2018

John Stones 

Best defender of all time. GOAT
VVD: "How do I defend like John Stones does"
John Stones by John stones fan February 2, 2021

Killing Two Stones With One Bird 

Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.
With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.

peach scone

Secret word for describing someone you love but can’t have.

Hobo Johnson
“She’s a Peach Scone
peach scone by lonelyyboii May 22, 2018

Unreal Scenes 

Scenes that have never been seen before and therefore seem to be unreal.
Adrian: Yo do you remember Gabe’s and Arnaud’s rave ? That was wild!

Davide: Yeah bro ! Unreal Scenes