scheme

another word for chav or ned. Mainly a scottish term these creatures also believe, as with the above, that it is acceptable to knife, steal and wear pure white caps that seem to defy gravity!

oh, look yonder dear there be a scheme. Why what fabulous whites he is clothed in.

by bob the wonder jobby July 19, 2003

Scheme

The cum on, to ejaculate on to

Guy 1: Dude how was last night

Guy 2: Let's just say I schemed on her

by Idkman2030 December 14, 2016

scheme

a totally fucked up derivative of LISP. A screwy shitty programming language that no self respecting Computer Scientist should ever be forced to work with or look at.

(+(*(/(-(3 4)5)6)7)8) <-- see its shit

by skeem July 28, 2003

scheme

its another word for no or,never

1: you like tommy!?!
2:scheme u do!!

by divis chick0989 September 19, 2007

scheme

When two people are involved in an activity that only boyfriends and girlfriends would usually do. Often involves some form of sexual activity. Usually it is no strings attached, but in rare cases may lead to a relationship.

1: Yeah, Nick and Emma love to scheme.

by http.lindsay November 16, 2017

Scheme-shot

When you're texting your friends about someone who was scheming on you through texting, Facebook, instagram or snapchat you might say "send me a scheme-shot". This is basically just screenshotting what ever scheming was happening.

Girl 1: Omg his fb messages were creepy af
Girl 2: was he scheming?
Girl 1: yeah hold on ill send u a scheme-shot

by Mr.keith March 31, 2015

Scheme Team

A group of guys who try to scheme on or get with girls. A Scheme Team's main plan of action is sliding into DM's

The Scheme Team at that school is ridiculous. Not a day goes by that I don't get DM'd by someone there.

by scheme team September 14, 2016