Satoru Gojo 

A fine ass teacher omg. Tall. Beautiful eyes. STRONGGG???? and INTELLIGENT??? wow. what more can i ask for. Anyways this mf comes out in Jujutsu Kaisen go watch it lol.

“Wow have you seen the new anime adaption of Jujutsu Kaisen?”

“Yup omg! but did you see Satoru Gojo though?”

Satoru Gojo by Sistinechapel December 5, 2020

Dalmatian Story 

A story (usually short) that has no point to it.

Can be used in conversation when you have nothing else to say.

Becky: "I bought a new pen yesterday."
Harshil: ...
Becky and Harshil: "Dalmatian Story."

Dalmatian Story by SquidSelfy January 21, 2013

gojo satoru 

A guy from the anime Jujitsu kaisen that just has girls drooling

"Don't worry I am the strongest"-gojo satoru

gojo satoru by Paranoidasf November 20, 2020

Mari Story 

A story told that has no real point to it yet lasts forever

Wow that was such a Mari Story

Mari Story by Marilovesben October 10, 2010

Bubba Story 

A story that falls into one or all of these categories.

1. Has no point at all.
2. Is extremely long and filled with random details that don't have any point to the story.
3. Is about something very boring.

Bubba Story

Bubba: "So this one time I looked out the window in English class and saw it was snowing so I said it was snowing, but Mrs. Spear said it wasn't."

Jethro: "Awesome story Bubba."

Bubba: "SHE DID!"

Bubba Story by Joe McCrow August 17, 2010

Satoru Gojo 

Satoru Gojo is the strongest jujutsu sorcerer from the manga and anime named Jujutsu Kaisen

Satoru Gojo is a badass, he can walk in uninvited, threaten the old man in charge, then walk out just as casually without suffering any consequences

Satoru Gojo by tryst_69 December 8, 2020

Sob Story 

When a contestant on a competition show (e.g. X factor) tells the audience a sad story of their past in order to gain attention and sympathy votes.

"She wouldn't have gotten through to the finals if it weren't for her sob story"

Sob Story by eboniz March 6, 2018