santa

SATAN spelled wrong due to a mix up at the factory.

Oh shit! It says Santa not Satan...well, it sounds pretty good, and if we cover him up in some big red fur coat nobody will notice!

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Santa

Someone, something, or some event that is awesome or magical.

Our trip to Disney World was so santa.

by BandGiggles2017 February 27, 2017

santa

the one jesus hates for hogging the spot light during christmas time

"mommy, why do they call santa time, christmas, shouldn't it be santamas ?"

by gravisan November 17, 2006

santa

A communist.

Karl Marx, Lennin, and Poppa Smurf all had beards. 2/3 Are communists. Santa has a beard <i> and </i> dresses in red. He must be a commie.

by Nick January 4, 2004

Santa

A man from Saint Cloud who made it snow, year round if you know what I mean...until he blew his brains out with a 9mm due to CTE and snow induced brain trauma

Santa liked snow and was the only cool person who ever lived in Minnesota

by Santas’ Little Helper(s) October 16, 2018

Santa

A fake fat person that needs mental help.

"Mommy, is Santa real?" " No he's dead in your butt hole and he thinks you have issues." "Mommy,is Santa good?" "No. . . HE'S THE SATAN YOU IDIOT."

by BIGMoney44367 November 20, 2017

Santa

A really fat guy who brings you presents.

Santa is so real.

by OBJ13 March 24, 2016