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Bradley Griffin-Salt 

A black man who happens to be the supreme overlord of the universe and 38 states of America, and of those left out states he is president. Also secretly the pope, and the single most richest man in the world, accumulating a wealth of a least 900 trillion dollars. Says is NZ-born, but in reality was sent from our ancestors of the universe, sent to save the world with his money and superiority. Bradley was the original Chuck Norris, however, became tired of this profession, and the particles around him to form a new chuck Norris. Can pay anything to do his will. Possible re-incarnation of Jesus. Few are worthy to stand in his presence. The population of the universe are his subjects. Upon nearing Bradley, one must prostrate ones self, and pray over 9000 prayers of thankfulness to the almighty for gracing us with his existence.
<subject1> Oh look, there's Bradley Griffin-Salt!
<subject2> All Hail!

Salutatorian 

The smart kid who stayed up way too late studying, drank enough coffee to kill a camel, and missed so many parties that everyone thought they were a hermit to just get second place.
The salutatorian gave a speech at graduation.
Salutatorian by KateWalters May 31, 2017

Salute the wife

When a lower enlisted salutes the wife of an officer, he/she is signaling that they would like to participate in sexual relations, typically with the officer involved or observing.

Wives of officers asking or insisting a lower enlisted to salute them (which no civilian is owed from anyone) are signaling that they desire the enlisted person to engage in sexual activity with them.
Corporal O’Reilly told me he was going to salute the wife of Major Burns. Now he tells me he’s got a “special assignment” for the Major later tonight.
Salute the wife by MyDogEli September 7, 2020

boggle salt

The white powdery substance in a boggle game timer.
Hold up,” asked Cliff. “Isn’t that just purple Boggle salt?”
boggle salt by Fishbrane June 27, 2020

Salt and Vinegar 

What Louis Tomlinson thinks (knows) what Harry Styles tastes like😏😏
Liam Payne: Don’t know why I’m ask, actually I wanna ask u about something, don’t know why I wanna ask u about, because I know what ur going to say. “ What flavor..is Harry?

Louis: Uhhhhh....Salt and Vinegar? I was trying to think of something inventive, but that was just the first flavor that came to me.

3-finger salute 

A signal used to let others know that you’re in to pegging. Left hand or right can be a universal signal that you like to engage in the act of pegging
He gave me the 3-finger salute and that is how I knew he wanted to be pegged.