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Salty Dog 

When you take a date to the movie theater, get popcorn at the snack bar, cut a hole in the bottom of it, and stick your dick through the hole. This way, when she goes to get some popcorn, instead she gets your salt covered penis.
I took that skank Tammy to see 'Titanic' and then gave her the Salty Dog!
Salty Dog by CaustiC July 24, 2005

salty dog 

When a guy does not take a shower till the point of smelling so bad it could make people cry. Then, the guy gets head at which will leave a salty, nasty, taste in the girl's mouth.
Jerry: "Mark you smell like ass why don't you go take a shower."

Mark: "No bra I want to give sarah a salty dog later tonight."
salty dog by chief bigstick June 9, 2011

Salty dog 

Someone who sweats gravy and bleeds milk.
Damn, Jerry really needs to stop eating brownies and playing kickball. He's acting like a Salty Dog
Salty dog by Ming the king May 24, 2012

salty dog 

a man usually between ages 16-65 who has so much self confidence, they believe they can get with any girl by A- making cat noises , B- trying multiple times to make a move and get denied EVERYtime , C- touch a girl in her "private" area when it is clear he is unwanted , D- texting her at 3 in the morning saying "yo can I come over?" , E- being too honest and saying , things like "you have a nice a*s" or "lets f*ck tonight".
ME - That guy is sucha salty dog, he text me at 3 last night asking to hang out.
FRIEND 1 - woww he texted me too!
FRIEND 2 - no way he called me last night!
FRIEND 3 - he asked if i was DTF

salty dog 

When a male is standing out in the ocean and a female is completely submerged giving him a blow job.
Jan gave me a wicked salty dog in the Pacific the other day.

After she gave me a salty dog, I experienced chaffing.
salty dog by mc_stuff April 19, 2006

salty dog 

A player for a the Salty Dogs soccer team in Syracuse, New York.
Are you going to go watch the salty dogs g ame this weekend?
salty dog by xplisit15 April 23, 2005