Salmon 

Verb. To salmon someone. The awkward for both parties act of slapping your hand back and forth from a posterior entry point, at the knee in an anatomically vertical trajectory Toward the groin, while obnoxiously announcing the word “salmon” repetitively until the victim breaks contact.

Watch me salmon the shit out of Ricky.

Salmon by SACollab October 17, 2020

Salmon 

A word referring to a male that likes to date older women. Similar to a trout (swims downstream in age) who is a 40+ male that likes to date 20 year olds, a salmon (swims upstream in age) is a 20-30 year old that likes to date cougars.

Man, did you see my homey Donny, that salmon slayed 4 cougars last night at the Mix nightclub in Sacramento.

That cougar pounced on the poor unsuspecting salmon.

Salmon by Sgt. Da Danko December 29, 2010

Salmon 

After a guy blows his load in either the chicks pussy or ass, he proceeds to piss inside her to send the eggs up stream....like a salmon

This chick didn't want my baby so I gave her the Salmon.

Also check Sockeye Salmon

Salmon by Thebull01 August 26, 2006

salmon 

Norwegian word for masturbating translates to "Pulling my Salmon." Salmon is now commmonly used as a reference to one's penis.

I will slap you with my salmon!
Want some of my pink salmon?

salmon by Aces R High August 28, 2006

salmon 

The act of sneaking up on an unknowing victim at a bar or any other public place and quickly slapping them back and forth between their kneecaps with your hand, thus creating the sensation of a salmon tail swimming between the victim's legs.

A successful salmon results in the person who got salmoned either buckling at the knees or attempting to high-step out of the salmon.

Confusion/anger almost always results after getting salmoned; however, the salmoner can turn the victim's confusion/anger into embarrassment by quickly standing up and shouting, "YOU JUST GOT SALMONED, SON! WOOOO!" while pumping your fist in a ridiculously confident manner.

I was talking to Donk at the bar when Booj snuck up from behind and salmoned him down at the knees then shouted "You just got salmoned, son!"

salmon by WVBooj October 9, 2009

Salmon 

Female who is extremely talanted and active during sexual intercourse.

Opposite of a stalefish, and better than a flounder.

Justin: Dude, you did the horizontal hokey pokey with Jessica? That girl has to be a salmon.

Jon: My man, girl is a salmon at it's finest. Rode me like a stallion.

Salmon by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010

Salmon 

To go round to somebody's house, and have an unfortunate incident regarding to some sort of bodily function (fluid or solid)

-from the notorious historical nature of salmon related products giving you an upset stomach.

I'm frightfully sorry, i appear to have double salmoned upstairs.. first of all i blocked the toilet with a champion log. Then unfortunately on my way back from the bathroom i popped into your bedroom to get a stick of gum and chundered all over your bed..

Salmon by Bevlar March 1, 2010