salad 

a female lunatic generally spotted carousing around the greater Toronto area.

holy fuck Egan look at that salad over there licking that rusty pole

salad by matesaseggs July 27, 2010

salad 

The salad is the anus. It is used in reference with the act of licking one's anus. Toss the salad.

She offered grape jelly to me when I was tossing her salad.

salad by Ty December 19, 2004

salad 

Another word for COOL

Jon: I made this shirt.
Adrienne: That's really salad.

salad by Adrienne Estelle May 27, 2005

Salad 

A person who is boring, dry and flavourless. Particularly someone who doesn't want to do something like going out or getting fucked off their tits. Can also be adapted and added to, eg. Calling someone a chicken caesar, nicoise or crouton. Originated from shlad being autocorrected to salad.

Henry: "Let's go out and get sloooshed tonight!!"

Marion: "Nahh soz mate don't feel like it, got a 9am tomorrow."

Henry: "Oh my fuck you salad, fucking queen of the salad munchers, chicken caesar cunt."

Salad by HEdel October 29, 2014

Salad 

Some one who be dressin'

Person 1: you look like a salad
Person 2: why
Person 1: cause you be dressin'

Salad by Saladicious May 17, 2020

Salad 

1. a usually cold dish, covered with a dressing;
2. mixtures either arranged or tossed and served with a moist dressing;
3. any herb or green vegetable, as lettuce, used for salads or eaten raw;
4. any mixture or assortment;
5. Talented, Awesome, Gorgeous and Good For The Environment;

B'girl Epitome is Salad!

Salad by Told you so! June 15, 2007

Salad 

It's what food eats

What's that girl doing??! Salad is what food eats!

Salad by lampface5 January 2, 2011