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Carl Sagan 

Carl Sagan is a man who studies the cosmos. He is not a priest...
His videos can most commonly be watched in Mr. Kruse's science classroom.
Carl Sagan is a beast. If he wasn't dead I would marry him and we would travel the cosmos together.
Carl Sagan by Lorlenks May 25, 2009
Damn Malachi really does have A Sagan on him !
A Sagan by VIKTOR VAUGHN April 17, 2021

Hot Carl Sagan

Similar to the Hot Carl, in the sense that you take a dump on someones face but it is done out of vengeance rather than for pleasure. The Hot Carl Sagan is particularly reserved for people who are smug, self-righteous or know-it-alls.
My boss is such an asshole. She thinks she knows everything and treats us all like we're children. One of these days, I'm going to have to take a trip to Taco Bell, tie her down to her desk and deliver a steaming Hot Carl Sagan to her stupid, self-righteous face.
Hot Carl Sagan by kenny.noisewater October 22, 2009

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taco bell saga

A glorious song about the wonderfully cheap deliciousness that is Taco Bell, composed by a smol bean known as Tyler Joseph. "Fast food greasy taco I love, food like this could only come from above"
when I die, play Taco Bell saga at my funeral.