speed bump

The significant other of the girl/guy you are trying to pick up.

"So I'm talking her up, and I find out she has a speed bump."
"Sorry to hear that, man."

speed bump by willard3 February 26, 2008

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You are hitting on the real knockout of a chick at Bar and as always there this one chick (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.

I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the overweight or heavy set (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.

speed bump by earjacker September 23, 2008

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speed bump

while getting road head, the man swirves to hit the curb on purpose, causing the woman to chock on the penis

I was getting road head from this girl and I totally speed bumped her.

speed bump by The Birdwatcher March 24, 2003

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speed bump

A girl that'll fuck for meth.A female that prostitutes herself for methamphetamine.

Oscar-"I really like Sara. Last night we did some shit and talked till 6am. I think I'm going to ask her out." ChunkDaddy-"You got Sara spun and all u did was talk all night? U the biggest bitch I know! Dat speed bump suck my balls b4 I even knew her name cuz she hear I had a bag."

speed bump by ChunkDaddy September 4, 2010