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Resident Evil Style

A style of video gameplay wher you shoot anything that fuckin moves. If it moves it is probably gonna try and kill you. So kill it first, and make sure its dead, stomp on it if you have to.
Player1: Whats that in the bushes?
Player2: I dont know, its kinda twitchin.
Player1: Im gonna kill it! (10-20 gunshots fired)
Player1: Did I get it?!
Player2: Theres nothin here, just a bush.
Player1: Well at least its dead now!

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Resident Evil Style by Bussy April 19, 2006
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Resident Evil 4 

Looking at the definitions, people see to be keeping on saying the same thing: 'Resi 4 is the best Gamecube game ever!' Well, you are wrong. Resident Evil 4 is one of the best games ever, period.

The story goes like this. Leon Kennedy (Who was one of the two main characters in Resi 2) has managed to put the incedent in Racoon City behind him. He now works as an agent for the U.S. Government. His first assignment is to rescue Ashley Graham, the president's daughter from a group of people in 'a remote and lonely part of Europe' (Spain, obviously). What he then discovers is that all the villagers are infected with 'Las Plagas', and are all hostile towards him. He must now rescue the villagers daughter and get her out alive.

What makes this such a brilliant game is simple: The gameplay. It's completely different to every other Resi, and is by far the series' biggest turning point so far. It uses an engine more akin to that of an FPS, due to it's over-the-shoulder camera view and laser targeting. It's action is truly relentless, and it never slows down. There is always something to do, and you feel as though you are coming close to death all the time. The graphics and sound are outstanding, and really suck you into the game.

The Resi purists have been fuming about this, saying that it 'dirties the name of Resident Evil'. In my personal opinion, I think this is stupid. While I love the old Resi games, I think it's about time the series moved on. The old survival horror 'find keys, unlock doors, save ammo' concept really is very out of date now. But the original Resis, ecspecially the first, will always be one of my greatest gaming memories.

I really have not felt so excited about a game for years. I went to bed thinking about it, and woke up wanting to play it, and I have not felt that way about a game for a long, long time.
RESIDENT EVIL 4 MESSAGE BOARD
gAmerx143: Yo man, that Resi 4 is awesome
RESIpurist765: Resi 4 is da suxx0r n00b!!!!
Rest Of Message Board: Shut up.
Resident Evil 4 by Antony August 16, 2006

Resident Evil: Outbreak 

The first Resident Evil game to feature online capabilities. Taking place during the outbreak in RE2, you can guide 8 different characters through 5 different scenarios. Sequel is Resident Evil: Outbreak File#2. Rated M for blood and gore and violence.
I was playing Resident Evil: Outbreak last night online and got killed...I became a zombie and killed those idiots who left me there standing there. Mmm...flesh...

resident evil 4 

Latest game to come from Capcom. Stars Leon Kennedy. So far only for the GC.
RE4 will kick ass. You can do so much shit in that game it's not funny... it's awesome
resident evil 4 by chrisguy May 7, 2004

resident evil 4 

A very, very kickass game for the Nintendo Gamecube. Starring ex-S.T.A.R.S. member Leon Kennedy. Some fucktards hate this game because it's different than the other RE games. Don't listen to them. With loads of blood, gore, violence, and language, RE4 should shut up the people who bash the GCN because of it's "kiddy" reputation.

Resident Evil dick 

A rare, also extremely fanatic and inept fan of the otherwise-excellent Resident Evil game series, which is an awesome game, and most of its fans are pretty cool, but occuasionally there's the Resident Evil dick who is an extremist on the position of the first few games, but draws a line in the sand at Resident Evil 4, constantly moaning about how it doesn't have zombies, that the story isn't RE enough, and how its an embarrassment to the Resident Evil series, and usually go on the same way about Resident Evil 5.

As cool as the RE games prior to RE4 are, you can always count on the Resident Evil dicks, usually on Internet message boards, to be rude, inept and generally mean-spirited to anyone who basically isn't a nerd, and acts like their somewhat esoteric knowledge of things is supposed to be evident. Resident Evil dicks tned to act very cool, but are really nothing more than stereotypical nerds who complain about RE4 not being Re enough. Also like to randomly attack other people.
Resident Evil dick: "WAAA! RE4 doesn't have zombies, and the story isn't enugh like the originals! It should be the same damn thing, all the damn time! WAAA!!"
Normal RE fan: "Dude, it's all Resident Evil"
Resident Evil dick: "Shut up, stupid!"

Resident Evil dick: "Haa! LOL, you didn't know that Claire Redfield goes down a staircase in RE: Code Veronica that twists right and not left! What are you, retarded?!"
Normal RE fan: "That's pretty esoteric, not exactly common knowledge."
Resident Evil dick: "Shut up, stupid!!"

Normal RE fan: "Resident Evil series is awesome."
Resident Evil Dick: "Yeah, but not RE4!! It doesnt have real zombies LOL!!! WAAA!!!"
Normal RE fan: "You're an embarrassment to the fanbase, you know that, RE-dick?"
Resident Evil Dick: "I put you on ignore!!"

Resident Evil 6 

The next game of the Resident Evil games. Its set in the bleak future where zombies have learned that masturbation feels better then eating people. Join Chris and Jill as they battle to save the world's toilets, showers, bedrooms' beds and tissue supply from being devoured by the zombies. The final level involves Chris having a wank over a picture of Jill, and being mistaken as a zombie by Jill. Will he finish his awsome wank in time? or will he get blue balls when Jill knocks him out? Buy the game to find out.

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OMG Resident Evil 6 is such an awsome game! I feel kinda awkward playing it around my parents though...

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Resident Evil 6 by Callum69 May 12, 2009