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A secretion produced by the human rectum that is responsible for tenaciously maintaining fecal odor on skin. Rectoil is dispersed through Butt Juice.
I don't care how BAD my butt itches, I'M NOT ITCHIN' IT! Last time I had to washed my hand 5 TIMES before I got the smell off my fingers. That Rectoil is no joke!
Rectoil by MR.ZERO July 27, 2011
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rectocranial inversion 

Having your head up your ass.
I had a bad case of rectocranial inversion when I did that.

rectopussy 

Hey, me and my buddy fucked your girlfriend in her rectopussy. It was great.
rectopussy by Zach Wilburby May 27, 2009

Rectomite 

A small Indiginous flea that lives up the anus of most Americans, can somtimes be found in England, the one expelled during a visit to England by George Bush was never found but it probably evolved into a Politician.
Hey, I'm sure that there Tony Blair is the Spawn of a Rectomite coz every time he sees George W Bush he tries to return to his ancestrol roots, the fucking Twat!
Rectomite by kulucriss September 1, 2007
condition ,in which a rectum emits foul smelling odors.
Studies have found that consumption of spicy foods and alcohol frequently leads to rectosis.
rectosis by batdaddy October 29, 2007

Rectothalmia

A medical condition in which the optic nerve fuses with the rectal nerve and everything looks shity
Everyone goes through rectothalmic situations (rectothalmia) sometime or the other in life..
Rectothalmia by Shantu520 October 18, 2011

skull rectus

Having ur head up
Ur butt
Joey really having skull rectus today
skull rectus by Nannie515 January 26, 2019