Pounding Recession 

A general slowdown in Pounding (getting laid) Activity over a sustained period of time

Dan hasn't pounded hole in a few months due to this pounding recession that he is in.

Pounding Recession by orlandobloomingonion November 15, 2009

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos 

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos by Fat Old Dude March 26, 2009

Reclusive homosexuality 

A sexual orientation that develops in heterosexual individuals as a symptom of being so incredibly down bad that even traps appear to be worthy sexual partners.

First coined in 2022 on twitter.

Person 1: I'd hit that.
Person 2: BRO! That's a trap!
Person 1: Yeah, but I am so down bad that I am low key ok with that.
Person 2: Dude! That's reclusive homosexuality.

Reclusive homosexuality by AnonymousDegenerate728 November 6, 2022

Recursive

Please see recursive for a full explanation.

Recursive by bobbt.cum March 4, 2003

recursive trolling

An exchange between participants on an internet discussion board where there seems to be multiple levels of trolling; i.e., the victim might be trolling the troll, the troll might be aware he is being trolled and so trolls the victim's attempt at trolling, and so on. It is recursive in the sense that there is no limit to how many levels deep the trolling might be.

This thread is so absurd there must be recursive trolling going on.

recursive trolling by mjrpes November 20, 2010

Relationship Recession 

Two consecutive periods of declining "GDP" - Gettin Dat Pussy.

Jack- "Me and the wife have had less sex these past two months than any time before."
John- "It sounds like you're in a relationship recession."

Relationship Recession by CaptainJackMeOff May 8, 2013

Head Receiver 

The Head Receiver is the most important job title you can get in a company. After a stressful day workers go to the Head Receiver to give their energy and take the seed of victory into their mouth.

Head Receiver: give me head and take my seed child.
Worker: yes master head Receiver
Head Receiver:*head receiving noises*

Head Receiver by Engle raped me April 14, 2019