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quiet achiever

a fart that does not make a sound but achieves its purpose, that of leaving its mark on its surroundings in more ways than one
douglas hondo: can you smell that?

heath streak: ahh what do you mean? (looking away gingerly)

douglas hondo: it smells like a gas leak

heath streak: sorry, had chilli con carne for dinner

douglas hondo: they call you the typical relentless quiet achiever
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Famous for the phrase 'Don't let the quid fly away!'
Have you been to quider ?
Quider by TheBusinesses October 7, 2020

quiet you 

A term popularized in a cartoon from the 60's that starred a genius dog named Mr. Peabody. It was his trademeark phrase, often said to the child (whose name was Sherman) whom he would always be explaining history or science to (with his own unusual twist of course). Sherman would retort with a smart remark, to which Mr. Peabody would reply "Quiet, you!".
Sherman: "So you might say, it was a real Pow-wow."
Mr. Peabody: "Quiet, you!"
quiet you by Malcolm X-crement December 21, 2003

quiet hands 

An admonishment one can whisper to oneself or another when it becomes important to inhibit an overwhelming curiosity and desire to handle everything within reach.
I heard him softly muttering “quiet hands” to himself as he eyeballed everything he was gleefully imagining touching.
quiet hands by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019

Quiet quit 

When physically, you still turn up to work but mentally, you check out and do the absolute bare minimum to get by.
My boss has been an asshole lately but I need the money so I just quiet quit.
A horny forest creature with a strong sexual compulsion, coupled with an intense desire to engage in all manner of hippy causes. Such creatures have been known to ride the pink dolphin from Seoul, South Korea back to San Francisco, California. This animal often follows the precepts of something it calls, "quierce law."
My what hairy feet that quierce has.

Stop being such a quierce.
Quierce by Bitch Pussy Blue April 22, 2010

Die Quietly

Said to someone making a loud noise (often put on) noise while coughing/ sneezing disturbing something important.
Person 1: *cough cough* ah *cough cough*
Person 2: Can you please die quietly, I'm trying to listen to this movie.
Die Quietly by imogenella May 27, 2012