Coronashine Purell
The knock off homemade Moonshine-ish Coronavirus (COVID-19) antiseptic sold on the black market in real Purell containers by those willing to anything to make a buck at onset of the Coronavirus pandemic. In most cases it’s usually made of ingredients such as EverClear, Vodka, or Gin combined with Aloe Vera. Making as much as $500 for 750mL per bottle at underground Speakeasies and PTA meetings.
1.) Barbara and the younginns are slagging this Coronashine Purell I’m brewing behind the trailer in that rusty shed at the school playground. And it is selling better than Girl Scout Cookies in the Spring or shanks and other contraband in a US Federal Maximum Security prison.
2.) Yo, Bro! They’re selling that Coronashine Purell beging the weed dispensary.
2.) Yo, Bro! They’re selling that Coronashine Purell beging the weed dispensary.
Coronashine Purell by Rezo March 11, 2020
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