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Premium Gay 

The '+' in LGBTQ+. In order to achieve Premium Gay, one must pay a subscription, or identify as AT LEAST every color of the rainbow, and four or more genders. Your sexual preference must also be Pansexual or Potsexual.
I met someone at a Biden Rally one time. They claimed to have a degree in Gender Studies, and that they were Pansexual. My response, "So, like... Premium Gay?".
Premium Gay by Sheo-Vile October 3, 2020
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Premium Pussy 

The finest and tighest pussy you find in all the land. Pussy so fine and extravaggant that it can never get loose no matter how many times it is fucked and is virtually immune to STD´s
´´Man, I found the the most Premium Pussy you can ever find man! It never got loose!´
Premium Pussy by Obadiah McJizz December 26, 2008

premium snapchat 

Snapchat users whom charge a fee for sex services via the app.
"Hey buy my premium snapchat and I'll show you my titties."
premium snapchat by Stealyoface December 1, 2018

Premium Trim 

"Yo, I got lucky and scored some premium trim last night!"
Premium Trim by Tony Touch June 7, 2007

premium snap 

a paid snap picture explicitly showing your body basically selling pics of ur booty or tits
snap on someone story : snap me for a premium snap !
premium snap by lollilauren April 17, 2017

Premium Snow Jobber 

The act of dipping your penis into snow and then reiciving head while warm water is tossled around in the cock suckers mouth.
Everyone wants a Premium Snow Jobber from the Posse Of The Dirty Dale.
Premium Snow Jobber by posseakat September 12, 2005

premium laptop 

Someone who is an absolute weapon and should be avoided at all costs
*Reuben dabs*
*Luke whips*
*Lucas* you two are absolute premium laptops
premium laptop by Longdong11 September 24, 2017