Premature Ejaculation 

Finishing your manly ammunition even before your target appears.

Holly : *spanking her ass* Hey boy, come get me
Bill : Er....puchk
Holly : Not that come you dumbfuck
Bill : Damn you Premature Ejaculation

Premature Ejaculation by Night Patrol June 25, 2015

premature ejaculation 

The reason why most idiots are on this planet. Without it, we wouldn't need to believe in better places such as Heaven and Cancuun

Premature ejaculation is the most common reason why half the world exists.

premature ejaculation by MIchael Reschke (Former U.S. Marine) June 15, 2006

premature ejaculation 

when you cum in a (hopefully) pussy before you wish you could thus destroying 70-90% of the pleasure. usualy caused by being overly horny and getting too excited.

jeff:how was last night with cindaayy?
jerry: it was awful, i had a premature ejaculation in her faggot pussy!

premature ejaculation by odood19 January 9, 2010

female premature ejaculation

A women who comes so hard with a man inside her that her vaginal contractions push the penis out before the man gets to come

Guy #1: So I get my cock hard enough to get inside her with the condom on and then after just a couple of minutes she starts coming so hard that it pushes me out and I get too soft to get it back in.
Guy #2: Damn, I hate being with women who suffer from female premature ejaculation.

female premature ejaculation by Mark2010 May 23, 2010

Premature Ejaculantern 

When you buy Halloween pumpkins in early September

He had a premature ejaculantern because he purchased Halloween pumpkins on Labor Day.

Premature Ejaculantern by JC63 December 9, 2010

premature ejaculation 

The thing that happened to Jim (from AMERICAN PIE) when he was tryint to finger the hot exchange student

1) Don't ever tell another man that you prematurely ejaculate or else he's going to unevitablty laugh at your loser face.

2) If you are a premature ejaculator die.

premature ejaculation by wismty May 19, 2005

premature ejaculation 

Something Doop does alot with his mom.

"Damnit Doop, stop fucking your mom!"

premature ejaculation by Fuck You Doop. September 5, 2004