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screw the pooch

to fuck things up royally; originally used by U.S. naval aviators to mean "crash one's plane into the water"
screw the pooch by Anonymous June 5, 2003

sperm pooch 

An enlarged area of the belly that some women have above their pubic mound, often referred to as F.U.P.A. fat upper pussy area, that appears to be a storage area for sperm. When a pregnant women's belly first starts to show she is said to have a sperm pooch. A woman that often has the sperm of more than one man inside of her at a time.
I fucked her so much she developed a sperm pooch. Her jeans don’t fit now because of her new sperm pooch. I like adding to a woman’s sperm pooch. I saw your woman out the other night, adding to her sperm pooch.
sperm pooch by Dancerooster August 25, 2020

poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK
hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work

Lick the pooch 

A nice way of telling someone to fuck off or to go fuck them self.
Monica: You know that psyco bitch Pam?

Steven: Yeah?

Monica: She can go lick the pooch.
Lick the pooch by steven922 July 19, 2012

Nutella ponchik 

A deep fried dough with nutella filling inside, kuklas usually buy a box and put it on the hood of their BMW or Mercedes and upload a picture and post on ig.
Axchi let's go buy some Nutella ponchiks and take pictures of it and upload it. Make sure our car is in it so all the guys will add us after papillon bakery posts us on their page.
Nutella ponchik by Kuklaaxchik818 January 17, 2014

blew the pooch 

An accepted, intensified variation on the phrase, "screwed the pooch."
Bill really blew the pooch on that presentation.
blew the pooch by Shahid Iqbal October 16, 2009