Pineapple Hairs

Pineapple Hairs, the hair on top of Spongebob’s house. This is a glorious, thick, beautiful hair laid upon the tall, orange, pineapple house.

The Pineapple Hairs on top of Spongebob SquarePant’s house is so green and luscious.

Pineapple Hairs by Julxox June 16, 2020

Pineaple 

A pineapple, but better because it doesn't have an apple in it; An AWESOME Pineaple

Damn dude, thats an Awesome pineaple!

Pineaple by awesomepineapple315 November 25, 2021

GOIN' IN FOR THE PINEAPPLE

Euphemism for daring to do something preposterous, potentially amazing.

The calculations are solid, bruh. You might think I'm crazy, but I'm goin' in for the pineapple.

GOIN' IN FOR THE PINEAPPLE by augustopher September 7, 2019

Suddenly, Pineapples 

A phrase that means something random that neither helped nor hurt anyone.

Man 1: "I am depressed"

Man 2: "Suddenly, pineapples"
Man 1: "THIS DOESN'T HELP!!!"

Suddenly, Pineapples by Furiousteddybear May 29, 2020

pineapple pen

m8 y u look this up

pineapple pens are weird

pineapple pen by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 28, 2019

Taking the Pineapple 

Origin: Australian Army.
A phrase used to describe being assigned a rather shitty task and having no other option but to undertake said task. Usually used in conjunction with BOHICA.

"How's it going mate"?
"Fucked. I've been taking the pineapple all day"

Taking the Pineapple by CHA429 January 8, 2009

Pen Pineapple Apple Pen 

A groovy song about pens, pineapples, and apples.
Referred to as "Gangnam Style #2"

Person 1: Apple pen. . .

Person 2: Pineapple pen. . .
Together: EUGH, PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN!
*Groovy Music*

Pen Pineapple Apple Pen by Pen Pineapple Apple Pen October 2, 2016