piddle 

A rare usage, deriving somewhat from a rhyming intra-syllabic-injunction and a metonymic relationship to the more 'standard' definition of 'piddle': the penis itself.

'Look at that girl. I'd like to put my piddle in her middle.'

piddle by gambol June 4, 2007

Piddle 

Drops of piss left after male urination onto the toilet seat.

1. I'm so sick of this kid forgetting to clean his piddle off my toilet seat..

2. Jenny's toilet is stained because of her careless boyfriend leaving his piddle all over it.

Piddle by Dabaser July 19, 2015

Piddle 

Poop. It means poop.

Courtney is a dumbass. Piddle.

Piddle by How Trendy January 8, 2006

Piddle 

Like baby pee. Used for when others are so weak that they weaken the proper formed and spirited humans to their creepy ugly immature level by being present. An apathetic boring and weak attitude that doesn't shop or dress catlytically.

I was hung ho to finish a work out and design gymnast stirrup silverlake sandals, but then the piddle conformists showed up and I cried about being weak and ugly dressed to fit in with them.

Piddle by VOR GUARDIAN OF THE CHOSEN SCROLLS September 10, 2021

Piddle 

Noun. A dry area of glitter that resembles a puddle, but is dry and full of glitter.

There’s a piddle here from where that glitter spilled out!

Piddle by Hooliganasm November 5, 2021

Piddle 

an expression used to inform someone you have encountered an issue involving only yourself.

'I am in a bit of a piddle'

Piddle by licherlay July 17, 2022

Piddle 

A dick!

STFUATTP. Shut the fuck up and take this piddle.

Piddle by Piddlebaby23 October 12, 2023