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To fart at the bar. It can be silent or loud, but almost always deadly.
Past Tense:

Person 1: That chick just bumped me and made me spill my drink.

Person 2: Don't worry, I peted on her earlier. She bumped me too and it just slipped out.
Related Words
He's such a pete
Pete by danielle howelter September 30, 2016
a mixed drink consisting of: two parts orange juice; one part Disaronno Originale amaretto; and one part Crown Royal whisky
so, honey, what do you say we hit the bar and put away a pete or two?
pete by afghanistan38 November 5, 2009
1) when someone comes to a new school and immediately starts wrapping all the girls and guys around his finger
1) omfg this guy is pete-ing all the chicks. He just stole my girlfriend!!!
Pete by KDAWWWWGGGGGG August 26, 2010
To drink copius amouts of alcohol, to the point that you shit your shorts.
"welp I have a great story to tell you guys for the drive home"

"just tell us it now"

"well i just peted myself"
Pete by anonymous12345!!!!! June 29, 2009
a man whore who doesn't get hot girls. the only girls that find him attractive are whores. petes are usually tall with an oddly shaped, but big penis. a pete likes to have sex with any girl he lays eyes upon, but never does. easily spotted by two buck teeth. gotta love him
Yo dog, Pete is such a man whore.

Did Pete just stick his head in that girl's vagina?
Pete by Abraham Lincoln1 September 25, 2010