Pedening

A gathering of people who feel their intellect and money makes them superior to otherS

“where’s Joe tonight?”

“Oh he’s off pedening with Caitlin”

by Simon is Simple May 24, 2020

Presting

v. leaving a pair of new sneakers in their box so as to preserve their mint condition

Dan: I got a new pair of sneakers today
Jack: Oh yeah, can I see them?
Dan: Nah man, they're presting

by jackcuntman June 10, 2011

Pesting

To annoy someone by making the same request repeatedly.

The contractor was pesting us for an assignment. He called our office 3 times today.
My sister is pesting me to play games with her.

by TerminallyRory February 23, 2017

peexting

Texting while urinating

True story: I saw a guy peexting at the urinal at the John Wayne Airport

by nickgarnett December 4, 2009

predestination

Belief started by John Calvin that God has already decided everything that happens beforehand and nothing we do can change it. To put it simply the absence of free will.

Jimmy-Jimmy tried to altar predestination by not going to school one day, but God already knew he planed to do it.

by WindWaker68 May 1, 2004

Presting

Pretending to rest
Pre+st+ing

Stop presting and wake up for school!

by chuballarrow June 4, 2016

pefectingshluag

1- Dwight Kurt Schrute family’s way of saying everything in their life is perfect

2-Perfect pig anus

1-I am so in pefectingshluag right now, everything is going great for me.

by Jenna Friggin Martinez January 15, 2019